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I'm just saying that it isn't that big of a deal in the long run. To throw a fit over small shit like this is ridiculous. This kid was just bragging about how his Freshman year has flown by and how he's all grown up now. Well grown ups don't throw a temper tantrum over something so trivial as a one night visitor. Screw the drama. Life is too short for drama.
im nto throwing a temper tantum im just bitching about his bullshit impeding on my college experience.. yes, maybe i nthe long run this will not matter, but idc, it matters now.. does a speeding ticke mette rin the long run> most likely not, but peeps still bitch bout them
 
I don't think he's throwing a temper tantrum. I'm graduating this month. If I found out my roommate's mother was staying the night during the years that I lived in the dorms, I would have had a problem with it too. The dorms are one place the parents don't belong, even if its to spend just one night. I remember when my parents would visit...I think spending the night with me and my buddies is the last thing they wanted to do. My roommate lived far away so around move-in and move-out days, his parents would stay in a hotel. And to top it off, for this kid to say his mom is staying but he won't be there...umm no, that's BS.
 
I don't think he's throwing a temper tantrum. I'm graduating this month. If I found out my roommate's mother was staying the night during the years that I lived in the dorms, I would have had a problem with it too. The dorms are one place the parents don't belong, even if its to spend just one night. I remember when my parents would visit...I think spending the night with me and my buddies is the last thing they wanted to do. My roommate lived far away so around move-in and move-out days, his parents would stay in a hotel. And to top it off, for this kid to say his mom is staying but he won't be there...umm no, that's BS.
It is BS, I agree. But not worth raising a fuss about IMHO.
 
Everyone keeps saying bang the mom, but is she hot? You have to have some sort of standards.

I think what you should do is act like you would act if she wasn't there infact just ignore her, get shit faced bring a girl home(a screamer is prefered) and bang the shit out of her.
I'm sure the mommy will remember that and if your school is like any other school she cannot complain because technically woman aren't supposed to spend the night in a mens dorm room.

AND if the mom is hot, maybe seeing two young people fucking will get her horny then you can turn it into a threesome. High five!
Who cares, I bet his roomy will think twice next time, haha

just fuck his mom and snap a few cell phone pics while you have her bent over... then post them on some amateur site like imagefap. i guarantee you'll never have to talk to him again.
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Just plain shit. Just make the mother completely uncomfortable. If you don't like death metal, download a lot and just play it. Leave porn up on your screen. If she isn't uncomfortable and leaves, then maybe she is a neat mom. Or she may bring cookies! Cookies are tasty.
 
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I don't think he's throwing a temper tantrum. I'm graduating this month. If I found out my roommate's mother was staying the night during the years that I lived in the dorms, I would have had a problem with it too. The dorms are one place the parents don't belong, even if its to spend just one night. I remember when my parents would visit...I think spending the night with me and my buddies is the last thing they wanted to do. My roommate lived far away so around move-in and move-out days, his parents would stay in a hotel. And to top it off, for this kid to say his mom is staying but he won't be there...umm no, that's BS.

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Discussion starter · #70 ·
luckily for you, you dont have to read it.
lol.. + rep for that one

**but ill let you guys know the outcome whenever i find out whats going on.. it has now been 18 hours since the two emails... havent seen, heard or gotten a reply yet. i dont even know if he's here.. so im kinda screwed on the part of talking to him face to face unless i see him tomorrow before his mom shows up.. but ya, i plan on doing what i usually do. maybe even place signs that say ""big aprty in (room number), 9pm-??am. BYOB"" and put the signs in the places i know she will see it, that way she wont have to think twice...
 
Y'know, I was kidding when I said do her, etc, but seriously you should not go out of your way to make her feel comfortable at all. All my kids when they were in college kept copies of the dorm rules, and any hint of some crap like this they'd have whipped them out (or simply said, straight up, No, she's not this is a college dorm not a free hotel) I would simply meet her at the door with a copy of dorm rules in hand and inform her she was NOT staying in my dorm. Honestly even my wife agrees that no self respecting mother (or woman,for that matter) would consent, much less want, to spend the night with a bunch of guys half her age that SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW! This kid's mother is either a tramp or nuts (probably why he's running off leaving you to deal with 'Mommy dearest') This woman needs a reality check, and so does her son. So if she insists on staying, make sure you expose her to EVERY behaviour a woman her age would find offensive; Be loud, be rude,be vulgar, get stupid drunk, have sex in front of her (or with her, if she's hot and agreeable) and be as offensive as you can, so her night will be uncomfortable, instead of yours, and maybe her and her son will get the message that it IS NOT their right to inflict the mother on his roomies when HE HIMSELF WILL NOT BE THERE and what you do in your dorm is NOT her buiseness.
 
Y'know, I was kidding when I said do her, etc, but seriously you should not go out of your way to make her feel comfortable at all. All my kids when they were in college kept copies of the dorm rules, and any hint of some crap like this they'd have whipped them out (or simply said, straight up, No, she's not this is a college dorm not a free hotel) I would simply meet her at the door with a copy of dorm rules in hand and inform her she was NOT staying in my dorm. Honestly even my wife agrees that no self respecting mother (or woman,for that matter) would consent, much less want, to spend the night with a bunch of guys half her age that SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW! This kid's mother is either a tramp or nuts (probably why he's running off leaving you to deal with 'Mommy dearest') This woman needs a reality check, and so does her son. So if she insists on staying, make sure you expose her to EVERY behaviour a woman her age would find offensive; Be loud, be rude,be vulgar, get stupid drunk, have sex in front of her (or with her, if she's hot and agreeable) and be as offensive as you can, so her night will be uncomfortable, instead of yours, and maybe her and her son will get the message that it IS NOT their right to inflict the mother on his roomies when HE HIMSELF WILL NOT BE THERE and what you do in your dorm is NOT her buiseness.

But seriously....DO her
 
First of all who the hell would want their mom to stay in their dorm room with them!?!?!

But, why really worry about it? Its you're last night at college and you're never gonna see him again. If he wants to sleep in the dorm with his mommy, let him. Find a hot chick you've been wanting to bang and stay in her dorm for the night. Have a real nice going home present. But just for good measure when you're leaving give his mom a smack on the ass in front of him. :jester:
As someone else said before me... if a full grown woman is staying a night in her son's college dorm... yeah... chances are she wants to get laid.

i know right?? ive been here for one year and am wondering why.. my parents dont want to come up to my dorm as it is... but ya, ive seen her once, i think.. wasnt to interested...
Again... maybe she has a hidden agenda. Her son won't be around... won't be hard to hide it from him right?

Tell her if she doesn't want beer, you got something that's aged 20 years she might like :jester:
TROLL LOL!

This guy think he's the boss of you? And what forty something in her right mind spends the night in a dorm room full of college guys? One that wants young dick. Does her husband know about this plan? Or did she run handsome hubby off so she could run and fack her son? Trust me, if my wife anounced plans of this sort, i'd be like "If you plan on spending the night with a bunch of college boys, don't f-ing come home, cause only a slut would do that". So fack her hard, get the other roomies to join in, film it, and mail the tape to her husband
troll'd but with good point

HOME WRECKER!
TROLL


ahahahahaha to all the trolls you guys crack me up.

midnite: just be straight up about it then with her when you meet her. "Hey, seeing as this is the last night of first year... I'm hosting a party in here with some friends to celebrate the end of the year. There is going to be alcohol, noise and possibly more. I feel that it is my right to do such activities as I am registered as a tenant of this dormitory and it is within the rules for me to conduct such practices in my living quarters. If you feel uncomfortable with this, there is a hotel at xyz nearby that I'm sure has available rooms"

something to that effect. ya know? Or just bang her.
 
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sorry for you guys.. no pics or video.. but i guess my email got through to him.. hje toldme that his mom jsut decided not to.. hate to make things difficult for them, but im going to be selfish this night and make it great.. he was kinda weird toward me so i guesshe got the email. no reply but hey, i got what i wanted!!!
 
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sorry for you guys.. no pics or video.. but i guess my email got through to him.. hje toldme that his mom jsut decided not to.. hate to make things difficult for them, but im going to be selfish this night and make it great.. he was kinda weird toward me so i guesshe got the email. no reply but hey, i got what i wanted!!!
now for all the bs he put you through, while he is spending time with his mom sneak over to his girlfriends and bag her. that will teach him:spankme:then:nudes::boobies:
 
yea dude that whole situation is pretty dumb. I commute to college, but my sister goes to school like 3 hours away and sometimes my mom or dad will have to go down there and they always stay at a hotel. I dont think staying in her dorm would even cross their mind because its such a stupid idea.
 
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thanks guys... yep, im glad the situation worked out good... had an amazing night.. security could have busted us, but they were cool about it... had an amazing night... really, great way to end the freshman year
 
thanks guys... yep, im glad the situation worked out good... had an amazing night.. security could have busted us, but they were cool about it... had an amazing night... really, great way to end the freshman year


did you get your dick spanked?
 
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