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You're supposed to say "What's updock".. :slap:

Kinda like a dickfer..
 

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upsexy.
 

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Or a "henway"

A co-worker and I will pull this joke on the new people at work.

Co-worker usually gets his lunch from Subway on the way to work. I will ask him "I see you got the Subway special". He will reply "Yes, and they even put some extra henways on it" New employee almost always asks "What a henway?" We reply "3-4 pounds depending on the breed!!" We both start laughing while the other workers around us groan as they have heard it about 50 times.
 

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Here's an old one,
Did you get any snow last night?
No.
Really? They got about 2 ft on Cat's Head...
Where's Cat's Head?
About 6 inches from a cat's ass......
 
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