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This game was told to me a really long time ago, I thought it would be fun to start a thread and let people add on to it as they get new fortunes. Please don't be a schmuck by posting fake fortunes or making snide comments about fortunes other people have received.

The game: Add "in bed" to the end of any fortune cookie you receive. It can produce some pretty hilarious responses.

I've definitely had funnier cookies in the past, but here's the one I got today from Pei Wei:
You are enterprising - take advantage of it (in bed)
 

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A million years ago, you would occasionally get one where the translation was fucked up. One of my favorites: "Wet airplanes do not bark at night."

Instruction manuals were also funny. From an old VCR manual: "Press mode button (17-a) three times for happy change."
 

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You think you know what you want, but you will always know what you need....in bed!
 
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