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Can anyone read this?? I found this a few years ago.

http://www.jeepinfo.ru/tuning/4x4-tuning-012.html
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A good designer is not only embodies the wishes of the customer, but also directs its energies in the right direction.

How prichudliv and often tortuous path of truth thoughts to put it into practice. There was a holder of ordinary Dodge Durango. One day he captured the thirst for change. It is important for us that he has decided not to radically change your lifestyle or image, but merely wanted to make his car unlike the rest. This desire he has designers, but clear ideas he had, so far begun the imagination : "For love? And so? .. "

Desire and ability
First, the jeep owner wanted to make it something futuristic, in the style of "Mad Max" in brutal bumpers, brewed from the ill-steel and painted in black and yellow stripes. To dispute it, of course, no one was, because the desire of the client-law. Artists sketched several designs, but, looking at the figures, which reflect how it will look like a dream, Durango owner himself realized that pogoryachilsya. A more subtle process began adapting to the actual desired. From the original owner of Durango will be able to go by car to neprolaznuyu marshes and jump on buerakam had to be abandoned quickly. For a complete compressor called "Dyurango" it is not. To this end, it is sufficient under the car and see how close to the land is lower anchorages rear shock absorbers bridge. Moreover, of all the off-road set Transmission of the "Governor" has only reduce the number and locking differentials mezhkolesnyh shaft and no firmly. So Dodge Durango rather is intended as a vehicle for guest travel to the farm to visit the horses or climb shashlychok fire on the bank of the nearest body of water. Consequently, it was the will to "sharpen" car under active urban driving.

Goat Year
Here it works - a great deal. To assess its scope must remember ancestry Dodge Durango, which was created by Dodge Dakota pickup truck, as in America title "Truck Of The Year 97. From Les lived powerful frame and rear suspension spring. This is clearly not conducive to heredity make Dodge Durango in urban Bolide. So on the road Dodge Durango, with almost three-metre wheel base, the case kozlit ", and all through spring rear suspension, emerged from the truck. As usual feel softness "Americans" and not for in-car rigidly stand at the slightest irregularity road. Full feeling that for a comfortable ride in the luggage must leave half a ton of fertilizer. True, but a certain law is not their head. After all, and so Dodge Durango dynamics tend not-about attempts to withdraw from the first traffic light you can forget that God is bound to remain on the tail of a "Samara". So work is still great.

Optical deception
So far completed in the first phase-Styling. Indeed, giving the appearance of the machine, designed for aggressive driving, is a pervostateynoe. Many in this and stop-no matter how the machine runs, but looks cool! " However, the Dodge Durango is lucky, it is with the appearance. "Lichikom 'car went to a parent-the whole front of the truck down to unchanged. Looking immediately attracted lining sink in a "window" feature-esprit all Dodge brand vehicles. Cover vypyachivaetsya up on the wings and visually as it is separated from them. This is a stylistic decision making machine similar to kapotnye trucks haul American-strong and fast. However, the cost for teeth aggressiveness to make chrome radiator grille, as the eldest in the family Dodge Ram pickup truck. But since the machine looks quite brutal, so designers Cardi added to its appearance just two or three bar. As skillfully imposed make-up, they have not cut down their eyes, and only reinforce the image of the winning machine. All the changes have led to the replacement of the front and rear optics, as well as to install rearwards. In addition, the Durango can now boast gorgeous 20-inch discs Italian company OZ Racing, which is the official supplier of drives for grains "Formula-1".

Optics collected from the round of the German company Hella, kinship Durango sport utility vehicles such as the Ferrari and Chevrolet Corvette. In addition, the Xenon kruglyashi much better look at the background of smooth contours body Dodge Durango than, say, Gelaendewagen. There, as if they were forcibly incorporated in the square "person" machine. In any case, but the skill of the artist always has the attention to detail. The final touch in the face of Dodge Durango make'm orange rotating head optics, but it is nothing like the side indicator repeaters turns from "Fabula" dime "!

Autopilot "
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best i could come up with,,, better than what you had lol
Still doesn't make much sense, but I sure love those headlight!
yeah, its a little off cause they talk a little differant and im still not sure how to interpit that.. but i was close lol.. and yes those headlights are bad ass
Anyone know where the light came from and who makes them?
A good designer is not only embodies the wishes of the customer, but also directs its energies in the right direction.

How prichudliv and often tortuous path of truth thoughts to put it into practice. There was a holder of ordinary Dodge Durango. One day he captured the thirst for change. .......

....The final touch in the face of Dodge Durango make'm orange rotating head optics, but it is nothing like the side indicator repeaters turns from "Fabula" dime "!

Autopilot "
Here is the ebonics version

A pimp-tight designer iz not only embodies da wishes o' da customer, but also directs its energies in da right direction.

How prichudliv an' often tortuous path o' truth thoughts ta put it into practice. There wuz uh holder o' ordinary Dodge Durango. One day he captured da thirst fo' change. It iz important fo' us dat he has decided not ta radically change yo' lifestyle or image, but merely wanted ta make his `64 unlike da rest. This desire he has designers, but clear ideas he had, so far begun da imagination : "For love? And so? .. "

Desire an' ability
First, da jeep owner wanted ta make it somethin' futuristic, in da style o' "Mad Max" in brutal bumpers, brewed from da ill-steel an' painted in ******* an' yellow stripes. To dispute it, o' course, nahh one wuz, cuz da desire o' da client-law. Artists sketched several designs, but, looking at da figures, which reflect how it will peep like uh dream, Durango owner himself realized dat pogoryachilsya. A mo' subtle process began adapting ta da actual desired. From da original owner o' Durango will be able ta jet by `64 ta neprolaznuyu marshes an' jump on buerakam had ta be abandoned quickly. For uh complete compressor called "Dyurango" it iz not. To dis here end, it iz sufficient under da `64 an' see how close ta da land iz lower anchorages rear shock absorbers bridge. Moreover, o' all da off-road set Transmission o' da "Governor" has only reduce da number an' locking differentials mezhkolesnyh shaft an' nahh firmly. So Dodge Durango rather iz intended as uh '64 fo' guest travel ta da farm ta visit da horses or climb shashlychok fire on da bank o' da nearest body o' water. Consequently, it wuz da will ta "sharpen" `64 under active urban rollin' .

Goat Year
Here it werkz - uh great deal. To assess its scope mus' remember ancestry Dodge Durango, which wuz created by Dodge Dakota pickup `64, as in America title "Truck Of The Year 97. From Les lived powerful frame an' rear suspension spring. This iz clearly not conducive ta heredity make Dodge Durango in urban Bolide. So on da road Dodge Durango, wiff almost three-metre wheel base, da case kozlit ", an' all through spring rear suspension, emerged from da `64. As usual feel softness "Americans" an' not fo' in-car rigidly stand at da slightest irregularity road. Full feeling dat fo' uh comfortable ride in da luggage mus' jet half uh ton o' fertilizer. True, but uh certain law iz not they head. After all, an' so Dodge Durango dynamics tend not-about attempts ta withdraw from da first traffic light ya can forget dat God iz bound ta remain on da tail o' uh "Samara". So werk iz still great.

Optical deception
So far completed in da first phase-Styling. Indeed, giving da appearance o' da machine, designed fo' aggressive rollin' , iz uh pervostateynoe. Many in dis here an' stop-no matter how da machine runs, but looks tight! " However, da Dodge Durango iz lucky, it iz wiff da appearance. "Lichikom 'car jet ta uh parent-the whole front o' da `64 down ta unchanged. Looking immediately attracted lining sink in uh "window" feature-esprit all Dodge brand vehicles. Cover vypyachivaetsya up on da wings an' visually as it iz separated from dem. This iz uh stylistic decision making machine similar ta kapotnye trucks haul American-strong an' fast. However, da cost fo' teeth aggressiveness ta make chrome radiator grille, as da eldest in da family Dodge Ram pickup `64. But since da machine looks quite brutal, so designers Cardi added ta its appearance just two or three bar. As skillfully imposed make-up, dey gots not cut down they peeps, an' only reinforce da image o' da winning machine. All da changes gots led ta da replacement o' da front an' rear optics, as well as ta install rearwards. In addition, da Durango can now boast gorgeous 20-inch discs Italian company OZ Racing, which iz da official supplier o' drives fo' grains "Formula-1".

Optics collected from da round o' da German company Hella, kinship Durango sport utility vehicles such as da Ferrari an' Chevrolet Corvette. In addition, da Xenon kruglyashi much bettah peep at da background o' smooth contours body Dodge Durango than, say, Gelaendewagen. There, as if dey wuz forcibly incorporated in da square "person" machine. In any case, but da skill o' da artist always has da attention ta detail. The final whack in da face o' Dodge Durango make'm orange rotating head optics, but it iz nuttin' like da side indicator repeaters turns from "Fabula" dime "!

Autopilot " what the fuck sup now?
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:thankyou:

Now it makes perfect sense!
:funny:
What the hell was that?
The ebonics version. :woot:
The ebonics version. :woot:
lol open mouth insert foot for me haha,, but i dont get it. i missed somthing somewhere
lol open mouth insert foot for me haha,, but i dont get it. i missed somthing somewhere
I was just kidding around.

I figured since you were translating from Russian to English, and since the translation was a bit - shall we say - difficult to understand, I would take it to the next level and apply the ebonics translator for a laugh.

Maybe I am the only one laughing though.
and here is what I just said translated to ebonics:


wuz just kidding around.

I figured since ya wuz translating from dat Russian ta English, an' since da translation wuz uh bit - shall we's say - difficult ta dig', I would take it ta da next level an' apply da ebonix translator fo' uh laugh.

Maybe I be da only one laughing though. don't make me shank ya!

fo-shizzle my dizzle
oh no dont get me wrong it was funny.. i just didnt get where it came from,, hell its friday and iv already had a few sorry to upset or offend not intended that way at all.. Yeah im not the best at translating expectialy russian but i got close i think:huh::blahblah:
Dont worry, I got thick doggy skin :mullet:
I found your Russian - English translation very interesting. Are you from Russia?
езды в багажник надо бросить полтонны удобрений. Правда, тогда из правого ряда можно не высовываться. Ведь и так Dodge Durango динамикой не блещет - про попытки уйти со светофора первым можно забыть, дай-то Бог удержаться на хвосте какой-нибудь "Самары". Так что работа впереди предстоит еще большая.
haha cant believed that I could post in Russian! I wonder if that displays properly on other folks monitors. Here is the link to Da Ebonics Translator http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
haha cant believed that I could post in Russian! I wonder if that displays properly on other folks monitors. Here is the link to Da Ebonics Translator http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
Depends on what properly is. Looks like a bunch of bullshit to me. :jester:
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