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tenacious0311
04-18-2005, 04:25 AM
so i'm at ared light driving to blockbuster with my wife......and next to me is a HEAVILY modded 5.0 muscort green light go.....i spin a little, and i'm off to the races, he's spinning for like 8 miles and byebye mustangboy, i totally saw this coming and we had a good laugh over it. then at the next light a BIG ASS ram with a turbo diesel that was behind us during the race decides that he wants some of me too. i'm stopped as the light goes green and he's rollin' at about 15 or so. the ground tembles as he floors it, but he was no match for my little gazelle dakota, and soon i was waving goodbye as i turn into blockbuster and damn near park when he "flies" by at wide open throttle like he is the shit. :finger2: damn shitkicker.......
dakota g33k
04-18-2005, 04:57 AM
well with the warmer weather more audiosnobs/wannaberacers/lookitmynewrims are out and showing off. not looking to get another speeding ticket (and trying to improve mpg) i'll tolerate this dumb sh!te :cussing:
JethroStyles
04-18-2005, 07:34 AM
Unless you got one BADASS dakota... Your lucky it wasn't my old Cummins... Or you'd've seen nothing but shitkicker taillights! I love Big Loud Trucks, especially ones that HAULASS! I might get my ars kicked in the 1/4 Mi, but for the 1/8th I was GOD! (4 Hi Launches RULE!) (Oh yea, and 32 PSI!)
themongrel
04-18-2005, 04:52 PM
well with the warmer weather more audiosnobs/wannaberacers/lookitmynewrims are out and showing off. not looking to get another speeding ticket (and trying to improve mpg) i'll tolerate this dumb sh!te :cussing:
Amen to that ! :drive:
GOON'S D
04-18-2005, 06:18 PM
Nice kills man! I am glad that in my neighborhood there is hardly any riced out '83 corrollas with monster wings! That shit drives me crazy!
YAAAABUDDY03
04-18-2005, 07:58 PM
You better watch out racing some diecel guys... if you tryed racing my friends cummins... you'd be wishin you didn't come outa the house that day.
Good kills though... you were lucky on the mustang.
Paul
tenacious0311
04-18-2005, 08:25 PM
whoa, whoa, whoa.....allow me to clarify. the mustang was spinning for like 8 miles, then SMOKED my ass!!! this was an 80's 5.0 set up for street draggin' . as for the diesels, i would'nt screw with too many of em, but i had to reestablish my honor after getting spanked by a damn ponycar. and don't be offended by the hick\shitkicker comments.........i'm texan born and raised.......shit, i even had a pet chicken! :spam:
YAAAABUDDY03
04-19-2005, 03:37 AM
Born and raised in Texas as well... but no chicken here!
I've lived in College Station for 14 years now... and if there's one thing you know about Aggieland... it's that you've gotta become friends with country boys... especially when we're not but 45 minutes from Brenham(the country boy capital)
I'm just givin u crap man!
Paul
tenacious0311
04-19-2005, 04:48 PM
i was pretty down home myself, worked in a feed store with my preachers sons, raised animals, and bought a pickup.......but then i married a russian girl from L.A. and now its highlights and hugo boss......whad'ya do?
V8 Dragon
04-19-2005, 11:00 PM
well with the warmer weather more audiosnobs/wannaberacers/lookitmynewrims are out and showing off. not looking to get another speeding ticket (and trying to improve mpg) i'll tolerate this dumb sh!te :cussing:
I'm with you on that one. I feel like I'm going to give myself an ulcer tolerating all of the rice, saurkraut and dumb-estic POS's that think they have it all. I use to love stomping on them but now I know they're not worth it.
QuaTscH94
04-21-2005, 07:59 PM
Nice kills man! I am glad that in my neighborhood there is hardly any riced out '83 corrollas with monster wings! That shit drives me crazy!
Lucky you man, every other car down here in AZ is a ricer because of all the mexicans. I get annoyed everytime I see one of those damn things equipped with their "racing wing" and little fart can exhaust.
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