trevor
03-31-2008, 11:10 PM
Got this in an email...Manitoba's got one just like every other province/state
Manitoba
Thank you for visiting our beautiful province. Here are a few things you ought to know to make your stay more pleasant:
1. That slope-shouldered farm boy you are snickering at,did more work before breakfast than you will do all week at the gym.
2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your BMW. I have a 4-wheel drive because I need it. Now drive or get it the hell out of the way.
3. Any references to 'grain fed' when talking about our women will get your butt kicked...by our women.
4. Pull your pants up, and turn your hat around. You look like an idiot.
5. You bring Coke into my house, you should bring rye along, and ice.
6. So you have a sixty-thousand-dollar car. We're real impressed. We have quarter-million-dollar combines that we use two weeks a year.
7. Let's get this straight. We may have one stoplight in town, but we stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow. (my town doesnt even have a stoplight :jester:)
8. They are pigs and cows. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Highways #1 and #16 go two ways - get on one of them. The more people that leave, the better the hunting & fishing.
9. So what if every person in every pick-up waves? It's called being friendly. Understand the concept?
10. Yeah, we have golf courses, more per person than anywhere else on earth. Don't hit into the water hazards. It spooks the fish. And stay out of the woods, that spooks the deer.
Please enjoy your stay.
Manitoba
Thank you for visiting our beautiful province. Here are a few things you ought to know to make your stay more pleasant:
1. That slope-shouldered farm boy you are snickering at,did more work before breakfast than you will do all week at the gym.
2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your BMW. I have a 4-wheel drive because I need it. Now drive or get it the hell out of the way.
3. Any references to 'grain fed' when talking about our women will get your butt kicked...by our women.
4. Pull your pants up, and turn your hat around. You look like an idiot.
5. You bring Coke into my house, you should bring rye along, and ice.
6. So you have a sixty-thousand-dollar car. We're real impressed. We have quarter-million-dollar combines that we use two weeks a year.
7. Let's get this straight. We may have one stoplight in town, but we stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow. (my town doesnt even have a stoplight :jester:)
8. They are pigs and cows. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Highways #1 and #16 go two ways - get on one of them. The more people that leave, the better the hunting & fishing.
9. So what if every person in every pick-up waves? It's called being friendly. Understand the concept?
10. Yeah, we have golf courses, more per person than anywhere else on earth. Don't hit into the water hazards. It spooks the fish. And stay out of the woods, that spooks the deer.
Please enjoy your stay.