How the fight started

[ucimaplaya2]

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get so stressed and life stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
....and that's when the fight started....

[AmberFireDaK]

:funny:

[venturesomerite]

well you were quick on your toes...

[moore_716]

bullshit,,,,,,,,,,,,really.......that's awesome. Just gotta remember when throwin down with a weeman that they punch dick hi.

[WeezyRT]

:rofl:

Did this really happen, or just a joke you thought you'd share? Either way its funny as hell...it would make it THAT much better if it were true though.

[Mr5150]

Its a joke. I've heard it before.

lulz

[ucimaplaya2]

yeah its a joke.... im quick but not that quick

[Y2KOTA]

Joke or not, its funny:clap2:

[1hotkadota]

Hahaha! Good one playa. At least you were PC and didn't call him a midget. :D

[ucimaplaya2]

actually i think they like to be called "little people" but then the joke wouldnt be funny

[platinumDAK]

yeah its a joke.... im quick but not that quick

still funny either way...:jester:

[JethroStyles]

actually i think they like to be called "little people" but then the joke wouldnt be funny
They aren't little people. That's a crock of shit. Little would imply that they are merely scalled down versions of us, which they are not.

Midgets/Dwarfs I'll accept. hahaha

[dakota g33k]

do not taunt teh ooompa looompas, heh heh