Bodily injury thread!!! PICS!

[Max713]

Alright, lets see your injuries, heres a link to my 'BEST' injuries-theres pics of it there! So far i have 1 fubar'ed shoulder, broken wrist, compound(bone stickin out) fractured arm, broken ankle, 3 broken fingers, broken hand, 2 many broken toes and 1 fucked lip.... all this is thanks to motocross, got to love the sport, im still racin just as much as ever!!!
http://www.dakota-durango.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37443

WHO CAN BEAT ME????LOL :beer:

[Brian22]

WHO CAN BEAT ME????LOL :beer:

Never broken a single bone in my whole body... and there is a reason for it.. I dont run around chasing pissed off bulls with stab happy horns, and do other stupid shit like that...

[Sneezer]

Well, I see enough at my work. Seen many that would easily beat you, unfortunately they all died from their injuries.

Worst I ever got was a nasty sprain on my ankle - bad enough they thought it was broken. Granted, I did slide down a mountain to do it.

[M1Koter]

I got a pretty narley scar on my hand from when my stock muffler bit me when I chopped it off, I'll post pics later

[Vincent]

Never been injured too badly. Just stitches a few times. Friends around me tend to get injured more. I guess because I convince them to do the dangerous stuff first.

[dakota g33k]

i've only broke my left forearm when attempting extreme BMX back in 1982. have had stitching along one of my eyebrows when i dived into a shallow pool when i was in kindergarten. no combat injury yet, just twisted my ankles a few times in the gravel paths all along the camp.

[SLT kota]

broke my back doing jumps on the seadoo about three months ago.... Still recovering. Hopefully the brace comes off monday.

[moore_716]

High School Bask. & Footb=5 broken and sprained ankles

Crotch Rocket=2 shoulder separations 1 laceration about 13" long cut to the bone &40 stitches w/40 staples
cut on left elbow about 8" long to the bone. 8-10 stitchers inside and 14 staples to close. The day I got the staples pulled out I wrecked and busted the sound open and had them all done again. This same accident I was wearing shorts and got stuck under the bike in a lowside wreck. All the skin was melted from my left knee and had to be treated as a 3rd deg. burn.

BMX=2 broken fingers, and 2 broken toes.

Downhill MTB racing=Broken rt. thumb and multiple punctures in my left shin that took forever to heal. You could see the bone thru each hole. Made for good conversation.

Being Drunk & Stupid=1 shoulder separation, and 6" gash across the back of my head with 14 staples to close. Atleast 2 more broken toes from playing volleyball at parties while drunk.

MX=2 fractures in lower back (6 mo.'s to heal), 2 broken fingers, Surgery on inside of left thigh to remove blood clot from a hematoma(sp) the size of a football. From having my handlebars rip into my thigh in a corner. I have some pic.'s from the surgery somewhere. Broke left ankle and sprained right on same jump. The left one also tore part of my achilles tendon away from the bone. Broken left wrist that I never had set. 1 broken collarbone from riding in a helmet that's 2 big.

Softball=this could go under the drunk one too. Missed a grounder that took a bad hop at shortstop and the ball hit me in the mouth and put my 2 upper fr. teeth completely thru my lip and they were stuck there.

Not a contest I'm really proud of winning. Being 40 I guess I've had more chances to win.

[moore_716]

broke my back doing jumps on the seadoo about three months ago.... Still recovering. Hopefully the brace comes off monday.

I'd say you've got about 3 more mo.'s of healing my friend.

[graham]

I had a mig welding wire go through my finger then got zapped off and sealed the wound. (Through the glove)

[realdeal7369]

broke a toe in jamiaca. i have a bulged disk in my L5-s1 region. my back still aint right. dont know if it ever will. fuckin prick that hit me, didnt even know english to well. fucked up mom and dads nice audi a6 wagon though..lol

totaled my truck though

[RLG]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/wankelslangin/eyebawl.jpg

That's from my LASIK. Ummm, I used to have a pretty sweet picture from when I had gum surgery, but it's not on photobucket anymore.

[realdeal7369]

hows the site now..bet you can see a bridge opening up in china now cant ya.

[RLG]

hows the site now..bet you can see a bridge opening up in china now cant ya.

It went from worse than 20/450 (the giant E) to better than 20/20. My night vision is a little goofy...I have problems with picking up the contrast of bright lights and darkness, but everything is fine. I got it done in January and the night vision issue is improving.

That picture was actually taken 2 weeks after the procedure. Immediately following, my whole eye was red...I wish I had gotten a picture of that.

[Max713]

High School Bask. & Footb=5 broken and sprained ankles

Crotch Rocket=2 shoulder separations 1 laceration about 13" long cut to the bone &40 stitches w/40 staples
cut on left elbow about 8" long to the bone. 8-10 stitchers inside and 14 staples to close. The day I got the staples pulled out I wrecked and busted the sound open and had them all done again. This same accident I was wearing shorts and got stuck under the bike in a lowside wreck. All the skin was melted from my left knee and had to be treated as a 3rd deg. burn.

BMX=2 broken fingers, and 2 broken toes.

Downhill MTB racing=Broken rt. thumb and multiple punctures in my left shin that took forever to heal. You could see the bone thru each hole. Made for good conversation.

Being Drunk & Stupid=1 shoulder separation, and 6" gash across the back of my head with 14 staples to close. Atleast 2 more broken toes from playing volleyball at parties while drunk.

MX=2 fractures in lower back (6 mo.'s to heal), 2 broken fingers, Surgery on inside of left thigh to remove blood clot from a hematoma(sp) the size of a football. From having my handlebars rip into my thigh in a corner. I have some pic.'s from the surgery somewhere. Broke left ankle and sprained right on same jump. The left one also tore part of my achilles tendon away from the bone. Broken left wrist that I never had set. 1 broken collarbone from riding in a helmet that's 2 big.

Softball=this could go under the drunk one too. Missed a grounder that took a bad hop at shortstop and the ball hit me in the mouth and put my 2 upper fr. teeth completely thru my lip and they were stuck there.

Not a contest I'm really proud of winning. Being 40 I guess I've had more chances to win.

god dammit! i didnt think anybody wud beat me... rrrrr:rant:
LOL :beer: on bustin ur ass, over, and over, and over.... it sucks, im only 16 and ive got my list....

[realdeal7369]

It went from worse than 20/450 (the giant E) to better than 20/20. My night vision is a little goofy...I have problems with picking up the contrast of bright lights and darkness, but everything is fine. I got it done in January and the night vision issue is improving.

That picture was actually taken 2 weeks after the procedure. Immediately following, my whole eye was red...I wish I had gotten a picture of that.

wow, 20/450///holy shit. you were blind girl. i cant wait till they can get the lasik procedure down for the other type of eye issue. im farsighted. they are still trying to perfect it yet.

[moore_716]

god dammit! i didnt think anybody wud beat me... rrrrr:rant:
LOL :beer: on bustin ur ass, over, and over, and over.... it sucks, im only 16 and ive got my list....

wait till you get my age youngin. My bedroom used to be upstairs but it took me to long to make it down them in the morning. Plus I was ripping the banister out of the wall. Now that I'm on the main floor I wake up hobble to the couch and sit down for a minute then scramble to the showqer where the warm water gets everything moving.

I also left out that I was born with 2 broken bones in the ball of each foot.? When I was a senior in 1985 my Dr. told me I wouldn't be able to walk by the time I was 35. HEHE

[aspen79]

Man, I feel lame. Other than the almost daily cuts, scrapes, and scuffs at work or out in the garage, worst ever had was 3 stitches in my pinky finger. I'm not a wimp, just scared of anything risky. Hmmm, maybe that does make me a wimp, oh well!

[Drivernumber22]

Never broken a single bone in my whole body... and there is a reason for it.. I dont run around chasing pissed off bulls with stab happy horns, and do other stupid shit like that...

You must live in a bubble as a kid and never lived!:jester:

Broke my arm, knocked out a few teeth, broke toes, pulled out back still hurts, broke fingers ALOT of times just doing random crap, have calcium deposits on one them I broke it so much so when ever its about to rain my finger hurts...Never have any photos

[Brian22]

You must live in a bubble as a kid and never lived!:jester:

Broke my arm, knocked out a few teeth, broke toes, pulled out back still hurts, broke fingers ALOT of times just doing random crap, have calcium deposits on one them I broke it so much so when ever its about to rain my finger hurts...Never have any photos


no i had some pretty nasty falls while climbing trees (landed on the neighbors car one time), got hit by a car while riding my bike, jumped off the roof of the house and belly flopped into the pool, had a nail go completely through my left hand (damn nailguns), i've got tons of scars mostly on my hands, nearly lost one of my fingers to a pissed off snapping turtle while i was fishing, gotten into lots of fights... according to the doctor i went to as a kid i should have broken plenty of bones... but i never did, when i was a kid i drank about a half gallon of milk each day... and i still do

[BubbainAK]

Let's see how I rank on here;

age 12-total of 22 stitches for being stupid on a MX bike
14- kicked by horse, broke 4 ribs
15-appendix ruptured during football practice
16-2 broken noses, more stitches in stomach from diving through barbed wire fence during a "cow tipping" incident
19-broken left hand from car hood being shut on it
21-broke same hand; it ran into a friends nose
24-found out during knee xray that I had previously broken right leg
25-night parachute jump, someone stole my air & came down with a collapsed chute for the last 30 feet; diagnosis was possible broken hip (no xrays involved & I never did follow up; it still hurts to this day), bruised kidneys, liver and spleen, pissed blood for the next 2 weeks
27-torn right mcl
28-torn right acl
and now for the kicker;
32-whacked off 2 fingers on left hand. Sewed on the bird finger, index finger was too fucked up. 2 months later, I was backfor the middle finger almost rotting off, then 2 weeks later, I cut the web between the 2 awe' shitted fingers with a steak knife & I needed 6 more sritches to close it up. Ithink that's it.

[SinCity R/T]

25-night parachute jump, someone stole my air & came down with a collapsed chute for the last 30 feet; diagnosis was possible broken hip (no xrays involved & I never did follow up; it still hurts to this day), bruised kidneys, liver and spleen, pissed blood for the next 2 weeks

That sucks... I got lucky and never injured myself on my jumps, but one of the other people in my stick on a night jump broke a leg because another jumper wasn't paying attention.

[BubbainAK]

That sucks... I got lucky and never injured myself on my jumps, but one of the other people in my stick on a night jump broke a leg because another jumper wasn't paying attention.

Seen lots of that stuff. Definitely don't miss it!

[platinumDAK]

2yrs old- went down about 20-30 cement steps head first..
ive had more concusions then troy aikman and steve young together

no broken bones